tell me a joke!

1. 

   zhaani

   104 Kudos

   11/26/09

   Hi :) Thanks for the weird welcome!
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2. 

   lovedust

   408 Kudos

   11/25/09

   rofl. thanks for the cock!
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   11/25/09

   Reply from dulcie:

   *leaves our national animal on your doorstep*
   
   Gotta LOVE BEAVERS!!!
   I know I do!
   

3. 

   cookingwithjuices

   201 Kudos

   11/21/09

   *sits on your profile doorstep*
   
   Le sigh. Dulceh? You home? *leaves you a popsicle*

   11/25/09

   Reply from dulcie:

   *returns home with suitcase in hand*
   *sees a non melted popsicle on doorstep*
   *pounces it*
   *takes a bite*
   
   IT'S PLASTIC!
   *licks it anyways*
   
   did you miss me too?
   Cause i missed you while I was away!
   

4. 

   Shadow

   127 Kudos

   11/18/09

   HEY.
   
   HEY YOU.
   
   YEAH YOU, DULCIE.
   
   I THINK YOU ROCK.
   
   THIS COMMENT USES INCREASING WORDS.
   
   THIS LINE MUST HAVE SIX WORDS.
   
   ALL CAPITALS ADDS TO THE MYSTIQUE, NO?
   
   I AM DONE USING UP YOUR SPACE NOW!
   
   Love from Shadow, who is random like your toaster.

   11/18/09

   Reply from dulcie:

   NICE!
   LOVE IT
   I WILL TRY!
   JUST TO SAY HEY!
   AND THEN GO FAR WAY!
   BUT ONLY AFTER I SLOW DANCE!!!!
   
   *does a slow dance on your profile*
   look mine looks like a pyramid!!
   
   I AM THE COOL!
   YOU ARE THE COOL!
   
   
   

5. 

   tasha9899

   108 Kudos

   11/17/09

   Ha, that would be awesome if they weren't so rawr! You know, I was watching a weird thing at work where this kid was doing balloon animals, and I couldn't help think how being scared of them takes the fun out! I want a balloon animal! And I can look at it from a FAR distance. :D
   
   Yayz! I'm glad that you wouldn't do that to me! :D
   
   
   
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6. 

   mischiefgoddess

   171 Kudos

   11/17/09

   *leaves a box of Hugs at the door*
   
   *the box says: To my fave Sparkle love the Admiral*
   
   *runs off*

   11/17/09

   Reply from dulcie:

   *cranks the handle on the box*
   
   *creepy children music plays*
   
   *The Admiral pops out giving me hugs*
   
   *is the happeh*
   
   I miss you my Admiral!
   Careful now I might have to leave you a kiss box ;D
   MUAH MUAH!!! <3
   

7. 

   tasha9899

   108 Kudos

   11/15/09

   Gotta <3 The Nanny! I used to love watching it as a kid and was so happy to find the first season on DvD! :D
   God, that guy bugged me. I was a Jessie fan, and kind of got pissed that she shunned him off for that other guy later on when he came to see her. >.< I loved Paris in the later Season's. She bugged the hell out of me in the beginning. I don't know who would have really been my favorite. I'd probably have to go with...Suki! Lain in the later seasons as well. :D
   I <3 Marry Cherry!
   
   I'm a huge Gabby fan. Xena of course, but Gabby before Xena. :D
   
   You weren't allowed to watch Xena?! My mother used to sit down and watch Xena, Buffy, Charmed and whatever else I watched with me. o.o I used to sneak watching QaF and The L Word when I wasn't out to my parents...but I think they heard it because my room wasn't an actual room. I made half of the basement in the PMQ's my room so my room walls were blankets. >.< >.>
   
   I've actually had my Dead Like Me season forever and I don't think I've fully watched it. Which I need to. Amazing show though. :D
   
   It's physically being near them and in constant fear that they are going to pop. I don't know how I developed the fear though. When I hear a balloon pop I go right white and skittish. It's weird, I know.
   
   
   
   
   
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   11/17/09

   Reply from dulcie:

   i once filled most of my bedroom with SO MANY balloons for a friend of her birthday.
   we used a helium tank xD good fun!! though I might have taken a year of my life sucking that all in!
   They were in there for over a week. and as the helium lost it's zing they would get closer and closer to the ground.
   
   And you'd wake up with one hovering just above face... o.O that was creepy!
   or they were on you while you were sleeping and never went away after I threw them away.
   :D I was glad when they were all dried up and popped!
   
   though it made for a good birthday.... I promise never to do that to you!
   
   I think it's very cute :P
   
   

8. 

   tasha9899

   108 Kudos

   11/15/09

   I know! It peeved me off! If they are going to end a show, they should do it right...even if it's canceled! >.< >.> I usually don't follow shows either. Not until they are over. The only 3 shows I ever followed for longer then a week >.> was Buffy, Charmed, and The L Word. Oh, that would suck! I hate when they split seasons. I don't see the true point behind doing it. >.< Either wait till you can release both...or...well wait until you can release both...together.
   
   I buy seasons like I buy movies. Well, sort of. Because of the price it's a little harder. I have my eyes set of the complete set of Little House on the Prairie at walmart but it's just over $200. >.< It's very hard to resist! Actually today I ended up buying two movies(and a computer game), the other day one(and Snoopy, and the Grinch PJ pants...I have a weird thing for loving to buy PJ pants >.<), and the other week I bought 5. >.<
   
   Oh god, I could never work at HMV. The money they gave me would go RIGHT back to them. >.>
   
   Oh a nice collection :D
   
   I own...
   All of Xena(of course!), all of Gilmore Girls(which is oddly my dads favorite show. I just got the seasons back from them), all of F.R.I.E.N.D.S(I <3 the dots >.>), all of Charmed, all of Will and Grace, all of Queer as Folk, Firefly, 1-4 of Buffy, 1-4 of The L Word, 1 and 2 of Tru Calling, S1 of Futurama, S1 of Family Guy, S1 of Robot Chicken, all of Reba but the last season, S1 of Gargoyles(was a favorite cartoon growing up), all of Roswell, S1 Terminator, S1 Dead Like Me, S1 The Nanny, S1 Darma and Greg, all of The OC, All of Dawson's Creek, and S1 of Hannah Montana(guilty pleasure >.>)
   
   Honestly, I only took French 3 years of my life. Grade 1, 2, and 7(which I oddly got a 98% in...and I didn't know a THING I was saying or being said...I think the teacher just favored me >.<). From 8-12 I had the option of not taking any language course...so I didn't. Though...I know I should have. >.< Every time I say to people that I was born in Quebec their first words are 'do you know French?!' and I always feel dumb saying no. >.<
   Awz. Drama wasn't an option at my school. It was after I graduated that they decided they were going to have it.
   
   Yeah. I very much appreciate it. Though, she's pretty grown for her age, but she's going through a lot of crap at the moment(well has been since she was 10) so I guess it's helped her mature...nicer?
   Aw, that sucks that your sister doesn't share those movies with you. But, it's understandable.
   I'm out to...pretty much everyone. I choose not to come out at work though...ever. I don't need to make anyone uncomfortable(and I know there are people who would be), and I don't want to feel...weird working around them. Besides, they don't have to know. My friends know.
   I remember when I came out to my mom, she was taking me to work so she was surprised dropping me off. Then, when she picked me up the first words out of her mouth was 'who have you dated?! who do you like?! Do you have a girlfriend! is Ashley(best friend at the time...and still is even though she's over in Ontario) gay!?' I was like o.o whoa slow down!
   
   Hm...dislikes...dislikes...I dislike balloons! Actually that would be my main phobia. >.> Weird, I know. Ha...I don't know. :O
   
   
   
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   11/15/09

   Reply from dulcie:

   THE NANNY!!
   i knew i was missing something when i was listing those shows off! Season one of the Nanny got that one!! ROLF!
   yes yes I like your collection of shows! I was a big Gilmore Girls Fan for a long time! Up until there was something going on with some Hunter character... I dunno. My fav was Paris I loved her Episodes. :D
   I always like the bitches in shows.
   Nick and MArry Cherry FTW!! Hated Carmen!!! with solid PASSION!
   
   That's what makes Xena cool! cause she was bad ass and good !! WOHOO MY FAV!!
   
   I used to watch Queer as Folk when I was younger... which doesn't make sense to me cause I was banned from watching Xena but not QaF? I guess I was a bit older then but huh?
   and I would If I could own all of Dead Like Me. Though I've barely seen the show I love the heck out of it!!
   
   I also want It's Always Sunny in Phili and Arrested Development.
   
   Can we talk about the Balloon thing? You liked UP right?
   is it the balloon that scares you or the fear of it popping and that ol sound?
   
   *grabs your guilty pleasure and puts it in my dislike list, right next to the olives*
   

9. 

   tasha9899

   108 Kudos

   11/15/09

   The good movies come from the oddest stores to get movies. Like I bought DEBS at Extra Foods, and it's an awesome movie. I <3 Jordana Brewster! Actually, DEBS is probably my 13 year old sister's favorite movie of all time. I remember watching it with her when she was like...11 and I don't know why but I felt weird because she was so young and I wasn't exactly open with her about my sexuality or anything. She's an extremely open child though. For that, I love her. :) I find it funny that some of her favorite movies/shows are like my lesbian based ones. She LOVES South of Nowhere(which I'm itching to buy the seasons), she loves RENT which has the whole variety, and I'm sure if The L Word wasn't so...well not age appropriate for her, she'd love that to. Which, I need to buy the last two seasons. >.< I've been lacking in season buying! :(
   
   I need to buy Popular! I was disappointed that it was canceled. Though, ALL the good shows get canceled. Tru Calling, a show I was like in love with canceled in the middle of the second season, and on a holiday episode no less! >.<
   
   So, are you big on shows, and buying shows as much as movies?
   
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   11/15/09

   Reply from dulcie:

   does it just kill you that they left popular on such a cliff hanger?!??!?!
   i remember watching the season two finale and then talking about it ALL summer with my sister.
   only to find out it was POOCHED!
   that may have been the last time I watched a show week to week.
   Now I like to get them when they are over, and I rent/buy/borrow them and watch them at my own pace
   (as fast as I humanly can) I did that with BSG. I waited till it was over to start watching.
   and then I got to the last season watched the first half and then I had to wait months till the other half came out on dvds! my master plan foiled!
   I never did end up watching it :(
   
   I don't buy seasons that often.... not that I wouldn't! It's just that I am so so so broke.
   When I do have money to spare it goes to sorting through the cheap bin at walmart.
   $6.88 hahaha but you know that!
   Is it hard to resist working there??!
   
   OMX I used to work at HMV. Last year as a seasonal worker.
   and I was working in order to be able pay mine and my sisters rent, to get home for the holidays and then maybe be able to buy some presents. it was my second job and every second of it was pure pure sweet torture!
   I'm quite proud of the little I bought while working there. You get the best deals on more expensive stuff working there so everyone always bought series.
   I own Popular, some Seinfeld, some sex in the city, what is available of Jem and the Holograms, ALL XENA! (the only thing i've bought for myself in AGES) Kyle xy, CSI:CSI most of it... but that show went down hill. D: that might be it.
   cept for this mr.bean dvd i have! so not much!
   
   I wish German was an option at my high school. Taking French got lame... They were offering SPanish one time and I signed up for it for easy credits but they pulled it. :(
   Back to French.
   BUt you know how French can substitute Math marks for college. That saved me.
   Cause I failed math 30 almost TWICE!
   though i will always be mad that I have to chose french over drama. Drama class was my favourite in tenth.
   
   MEEP o well......
   
   I'm glad your sister is cool with that stuff. She sounds awesome for her age. They don't make awesome 13 year olds anymore. My sister is pretty great about me and my ways xD. She is one of the few people I'm out to. My parents know, and my mom is the greatest woman on this earth. My dad doesn't say much but he's alright.
   Only sad part is that my sister doesn't like my movies. She'll watch and love Ellen with me but that's about it.
   
   You know we have yet to discuss the dislikes *coughericbanacough*
   
   
   
   

10. 

    tasha9899

    108 Kudos

    11/14/09

    Sure! :P
    I can't help but <3 'Pumpkin'. I came in discovery of it used, and on VHS at the Canex on the base I lived at. I want to get it on DVD. I actually want to switch all my movies to DVD eventually. Slowly doing so. :D
    I <3 Christina Ricci!
    Gah, I <3 Popular! The show was for sale(for like 20 bucks) at Walmart and I sadly at the time couldn't even afford it. :( My ex introduced me to the show, and I fell in love with it. I used to watch it on Family though...or YTV. Family I think...late.
    
    I was excited when I saw Carly in 'IBTC'.
    
    Loving Annabelle has to be one of my favorite movies of all time. You should really see it! I own it on DVD as well as Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
    
    My mom introduced me to First Wives Club. I remember watching it when I was younger and thinking it was such a weirdddd movie...but at the same I loved it. Now I just <3 it. :D
    
    Ha! I can't help but love 'Up'. I have Doug(the stuffed toy came with the movie) sitting on my pillow. He's my little buddy! >.>
    
    Oh, they are very hard to find. I go to a certain site to keep updated on Lesbian films. Except it's a very...raunchy site because it gives stills and it likes those of the nude. >.<
    
    I don't have many...those I do own are...
    DEBS, Itty Bitty Titty Committee, But I'm a Cheerleader(I can't help but LOVE this movie), Loving Annabelle, Saving Face(I usually can't stand movies with Subs but since it's half English it's all good...and it's very good movie), I Can't Think Straight, and I have a few more but...I can't for the life of me remember them.
    
    I used to be able to speak a fair bit of German, because I choose that for my language class over French...but I can't for the life of me remember any of it...besides the numbers and a few here and there words. I was over the for 4 years. So from grade 3 till end of grade 6. I miss the school. One of the main courses there was swimming...always a fun class. :D
    
    Ha! I'm glad I did as well! Hm, how old was I? I think I was like...8. I've watched all the episodes at least 5 times. <3
    
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    11/15/09

    Reply from dulcie:

    I found Pumpkin at safeway in a bin and it was attached to a Clifford the Big Red Dog dvd for 8 bucks. O.o
    So odd but i pounced on it and bought it and love it and cuddle it!
    
    HOLY HOLY that you love popular! I have it! AND it's on YT. but lets pretend it's not so that I can be cool!
    I love Carly Pope! she's a beauty! <3
    
    I have But I'm a Cheerleader and IBTC. :( SLACK! *need more crave more*
    

tell me a joke!